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mywifeknowseverythin

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  1. One more time and Ill put you in time out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:laugh:

    Please Please Please,,,,,,,,Find the Appropriate forum to post in....If you have a Question on where to post it please contact a Mod or Me......

    Thanks Brotha!!!!!!!

    Yours Truly,,,,

    The Evil Mod.....:wink:

  2. Would you buy another one? Also how comfortable is it for two people on it??

    I would Definitely Buy another one.....In my opinion,,,,Ive had Full Dressed Bikes before....This is the most fun I have ever had on the pavement....Riding 2 Up isnt a problem either.....There is a Sensor in the Rear Seat that tells the bike that there is Extra Weight and it compensates for it in Breaking and Turning....As far a comfortable,,,,My wife says that she would feel more comfortable with a Back Rest.....If we were going to do any Touring I would check into an Aftermarket Seat such as Corbin or Day Long....But for around town and my 100 mile commute.....Its perfect the way it is....

    Hey Joe,,,,,Where are you going to spend 20K???? I got mine for 16 OTD......Not sure what they run now.....

  3. It is natural for your Body to want to Shift its weight to the opposite direction on any machine......Now as for the machine,,,,I do not have an informed answer for your question.....I do know,,,,That as for all the Trikes and the 1 quad I have ever ridden....Its EASY to Slide it in any Direction.....That is for the Straight Axle.....

  4. Took the Plunge yesterday,,,gonna Start a Tropical Fresh Water Tank.....So far just to get the Tank water right we have a few Gold Fish and a Beta in there....Its a 47 Gal. tank....I wanted a Bigger one....but Lisa Talked me off the Roof and we agreed on this one....

    Anyone else have a Tank up and runnin????

    NewAquarium.jpg

    NewGoldfish.jpg

    NewBeta.jpg

  5. LMAO!!!!! Im still in love with it.....It has had a few problems but nothing that wasnt covered under warranty and it was all Handled in a Fair and Timely manner by both BRP and the Dealer....:yes:

    I still ride it almost Every Day to work.....and My youngest and I take it out Cruising on the Weekends sometimes....Ive had it just over a yr now and I have logged 11,400 miles on it....:biggrin:

    Brakes seem to be holding up fine,,,,Tires are Wearing Evenly,,,,I am still getting between 35-40 MPG depending on how I ride it.....LOL......Have not passed the 119MPH mark yet....

    Is there anything else you would like to know?????

  6. Dear employee:

    As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

    So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.. They voted for change, they should get it.

    I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

    THE BOSS

  7. Solution to Senior Health Care

    While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my sister-in-law the other day, I think we have found the solution. I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you ’re a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you will ever need any health care. A new hip? Unheard of. We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore. You don't need any medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Let’s take care of the young people. After all, they will be ruling the world very soon.

    So here is the solution. When you turn 70, you get a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of course, you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need! Need teeth, great! Need glasses? no problem. Need hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart? Well bring it on. And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. And, since you're a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax.

    I really think we have found a Perfect Solution!

  8. Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.

    Tearfully, she explained, 'It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.

    I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone.'

    Immediately, the husband drove down town to confront the druggist and demand an apology.

    Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, 'Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it.

    This morning, the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up.

    I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car,

    just to realize that I'd locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys.

    Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket.

    Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire.

    When I finally got to the store, a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up.

    I got the store opened and started waiting on these people.'

    'All the time, the darn phone was ringing off the hook.'

    He continued,

    'Then, I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor.

    I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels, and the phone was still ringing.

    When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer,

    which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it.

    Half of them hit the floor and broke.'

    'Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up,

    and I finally got back to answer it.

    It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.

    And believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her.

  9. Once upon a time,

    a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!'

    And the guy lived happily ever after

    and rode motorcycles and Quads

    and had a fast race car

    and went fishing and hunting

    and played golf a lot

    and drank beer and scotch

    and had tons of money in the bank

    and left the toilet seat up

    and farted whenever he wanted.

    The end

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