Be the MAN!!!!

[mywifeknowseverythin]

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "YOU CAN BE

THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE". He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and

announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this

house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,

and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous

dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will

have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a

bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me

my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess

who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess."....

[wheeler0801]

wow i think i would be that wife. bahahhaaaaaaaa