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Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, "Where in

the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking? she said, shaking her head in disgust... 'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill

tattooed on his privates?"

" Well, One, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right

here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Larry is recovering in room 232 at the Hospital

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