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Tap on the Shoulder

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped

him on the shoulder . The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly

hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large

plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still

shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.'

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize

a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my

first day driving a cab.

I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.'

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