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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine ... and those who don't. As Benjamin Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, .........Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of S#@$. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

It has just been determined that the shortest sentence in the english vocabulary is "I am." It has also been determined that the longest is "I do."

The 'Buffalo Theory' of Beer.. A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers, and that's why beer is so GOOD for you!

Ive never used it until just now......All I did was type and hit Enter on the Keyboard and it popped up........Are you logged in when you try????

Please stand by:laugh:

John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,' The second barber turned to McCain and said, 'How about you?' McCain replied, 'Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'

I just guessing that was with a back wind cause all the guys I ride with that have them say they top out in the low to mid 70's.....Which I would say is just about right and I would tend to believe that Since my 23 yr old Thumper Trike will do 68 and I can pretty much keep up with them on the Flats.... Stock HP for the Raptor is just about 33HP..... Have you put your Bike on the Dyno????? This is a Rappy after Several Mods....Apparently its all CT racing could get out of a Rappy... Now,,,,,Im not saying with the Right Gearing you couldnt eventually get up to 120....Top speed is ALL about the Gearing..... So Give it up.....Whats your Secrete???? All the Rappy owners are Listening.....Kinda like a E.F Hutten Commercial.....

WTF is your meaning of POPO:confused:

None of your Pictures are working:aargh:

What Car Topic????? You were gone??? LMAO!!!! Just Kidding:laugh:

Its hard to shake something if its in the Back of your truck:laugh:

Well,,,,,Its a Sport Utility......So for an Automatic it is fast enough to do what we need it to do.....I sure isnt as powerful as my Buddies Griz......However,,,,For Tight Tech Trails, Open Dunes with some Climbs in the middle it does Great!!! Very Nimble....But the Freakin thing is HEAVY!!!! I ride it(Yes,,,,You read that right) in the mornings when I am camped at Pismo Beach.....Its kinda neat to Throw the dog in front of me and Sip on a Cup of Coffee while Cruizing down the beach:wink:

Sorry,,,,,Im Callin BS:laugh: Unless you can Back that up:no: Welcome to the Board:confused:

Per the Manual......If I remember correctly.....You can NOT Swith it into or out of 4X4 at speeds more than 3 MPH....Hope that answered your Question.... YBB........I hide it in the Hauler.....I let her park it in there with my Trike just as long as there is no possible way they could ever Touch each other:wink:

Bot and Billy,,,,,,I know your "Curious" but this isnt about your feelings for each other.... Im just curious as to who that visits the Forum also participates in the other Features of this site.....I know its bad.....But I dont Venture out of the Forum......I might get lost and not find my way back:laugh: After you vote please feel free to let us know where you go on the QuadCrazy Site....

I see,,,,,,,,,, Trikes in my Dreams:yes:

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Happy BirthDay!!!!!! I hope your GF isnt as "Late" as this post:laugh:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRgKGqc1dT4&feature=related]YouTube - Can-Am Spyder Drag Race[/ame]

Havent heard of that Speed yet:huh: But I wouldnt be surprised....Ive got a Two Brotha's Pipe on it now.....Freakin thing is LOUD!!!! Im sure its savin some lives out there....My Neighbors don't wave anymore and my Dog is Scared of me:laugh: I dont have Video but found this one...... [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV077_6dPC8]YouTube - Custom 08 Can Am Spyder - BRP[/ame]

Ha Ha!!!!! NICE PULL!!!!! I have the 1986 3 Wheeler Mag with the Shoot out..... I had the Privilege of Owning Two of these New in 1985/86......My Sister in AZ still has them.... 1985 Honda 250R 1986 Honda 250R The people we used to camp with had the Tecate First Generation as well as the 86...Some also had the First Gen. Honda 250R's and the 85 and 86 Yamaha Tri-Z 250N's The sand was NEVER the Same after that..... Oh,,,,If any of you got the New Sept. Issue of Quad Mag......Check the Freakin KEWL article on Jimmy White......AND......The F'n Badd Arse photo's of his Race Tecate3 from back in the Day!!!! I used to Follow and watch some of these Race's.....I would love to see some Trike/Quad "Co-Ed" Racing today.....

Ive had mine up to 109MPH.....I feel that I could have gone Faster....But Im old and my Reaction time isnt what it used to be....LOL.....I have heard of others going 119MPH with no problems......... Hell,,,,,I shift to 5th at 65 MPH.... It just Loves between 5 and 6K RPM:yes:

If you ever get the Chance to Demo one......Jump on it....Its the closes thing you will ever come to a Street legal Quad:wink: Trikes Have and Will Always RULE:laugh:

We have merchandise?????

Well,,,, a Yr. 3 months and a Day later I bought one:yes: Ive logged 3500 miles on it now and LOVE THE CHIT OUT OF IT!!!!