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Old 04-08-2008, 11:16 AM   #1
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You’ve got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F--- you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge- making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.


Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD!
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Old 04-08-2008, 01:37 PM   #2
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Since this was posted in General and not Humor, I'm assuming it's to be taken as fact.

Funny story, but not true:

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Old 04-08-2008, 03:36 PM   #3
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Wow...usually peoples first post is to introduce themselves. First off....please tell me where there is a subject that says HUMOR! Second...please read my post AGAIN...........I dont see anywhere on my post saying IT WAS TRUE. Thanks im done!

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Old 04-08-2008, 05:51 PM   #4
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Ummmm, come on Chic!

No need to be rude. This is a direct quote from the story...


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You’ve got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

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Let's not attack a newbie for being brave enough to post!
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Old 04-08-2008, 05:59 PM   #5
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Who cares if it DID or DIDN'T happen......it was freaking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-08-2008, 09:15 PM   #6
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thats great..
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Old 04-08-2008, 09:51 PM   #7
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really funny
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Old 04-08-2008, 10:33 PM   #8
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Who cares if it DID or DIDN'T happen......it was freaking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-09-2008, 09:51 AM   #9
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Ummmm, come on Chic!

No need to be rude. This is a direct quote from the story...




Let's not attack a newbie for being brave enough to post!
lol ooppss! And that wasnt even close to me being rude. Sorry newbie!
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Old 04-09-2008, 11:05 AM   #10
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It is very good! Welcome back chic
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