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Damn...I should have saved vacation time (and $$$$) I would have shot the wedding!

Ok...since you can't wheelie and roost down the aisle, can you at least wear your goggles at the altar?

Nyuk....nyuk.....

-TD

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She said no! Didn't even think of that. We should have hired you to shoot the wedding. We could have payed airfare and your fee. You could have come out a few days early and we could have went riding to! DAMN!

ARG!!!!!!!!!

'twas just a fleeting thought dood (and doodette!)

Would have been cool though!!!!!!

-TD

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In a small town, an Bot and Dirtygirl had been dating each other for a long

time. At the urging of their friends, they decided it was finally time for

marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation

regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the Bot decided it was time to broach the subject of

their physical relationship.

'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather trustingly.

'Well,' she said, responding very carefully, 'I'd have to say... I

would like it infrequently. '

Then Bot sat quietly for a moment, then over his Beer Bottle, he

looked her in the eye and casually asked .

'Is that one word or two?'

:laugh::laugh::wink::biggrin::laugh::huh:

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