New Power Drink

[mywifeknowseverythin]

Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Vi**** will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs, and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do.

[NEWACRIDER]

Lol

[DeadAim]

Jesus by time i need that stuff all you'll have to do is sneeze and have a insta-woody.

[fox300exchic]

So uhh...what happens if a woman drinks it? lol

[DeadAim]

we wont go there

[fox300exchic]

[Ajmboy]

LOL...That's funny!!!

[Sc0tt]

That is funny.

[CK1999_400ex]

hahaha .. good 1 ...lol..

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