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Nice!!!!!!! Can I be your Brother for a Week in Oregon??????? I do want one.......I want to know if they are Comfortable for long Periods of time....Reliable...Modable(I know they are but Dollar for Dollar which is the Best) you know.....The Consumer Reports Stuff.....The older Carb. Vs. EFI Etc. Etc. SPILL IT!!!!!!!!

I never Said that!!!!! I think Dirty Girls are HOT!!!! What I was saying is that you wouldnt catch me DEAD in that Stuff....Id have to pick my Trike up and Carry it over That ol Nasty Gumbo Stuff:confused: Now post up some picture of you WASHING it:notworthy::lurk5c::eek2::bf_rasta::wiggle::bouncing_smiles::pimp:

OH NO YOU JUST DIDNT!!!!!!! MWKE dipped into his Attache Case and Pulls this picture out for Hillbilly I mean BuckBilly Come Get ya Some!!!!

Rhino and who owns a Razor???? Im on the Fence about the Two of them.......I want some Real life Honest Opinions without agendas if you know what I mean....LOL

I read about that Too....Dave Crawford of CA....I dont know who you are or why your sending my your mag... But thank you!!!! LMAO!!!! I would love to try and IRS on a Trike Some Day:biggrin:

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Handling Characteristics are like Apples and Oranges when you compare Trikes and Quads....That tire does just fine...with the Stocker Dunlop 732 on there,,,,Wet Sand would get shot out in front and then Whip back into my Face.....Not with this one though....Kinda gets Whipped out to the Side and then Back.....

Good Eye!!!! Good Tire.....Not alot of Tire choices for the Z as it has a 12" front rim....I lke to have a light Tire up front.....I think I am going with a Mowhawk for the front next....

Oh HELL NO!!!!!!!! The only upside I see to that is me holding the hose while you Stip down:laugh:

1985 Yamaha Tri-Z Two fiddy.....NOTHIN STOCK 1982 200M, 1985 Z 250, 1984 200s, 1985 350X I ride this one the most....1985 Honda 350X I think Ill be riding on one of these pretty soon though....

Back in the 80's I did a Few Races on Unsuspended 110's It was a County Fair Thang....Nothing major.... Geez,,,,,Now my Back is Hurting just thinking about that little Trike:laugh: I still Ride WOT out in the dunes.....We make our own Tracks out there when we are there for at least a Week.....Kinda like Scrambles through the Tree Shots, Open Sea Grass Trails and Dune Climbs....

I would rather Spend 35 bucks for the kit Than 1000 dollars to have someone tear it down because one day it didnt oil while I was Riding....Every used POS that I have ever bought that had that Auto oiler Got plugged Im not hating on anyone....Its just Frustrating that this thread was all about Modding the heck out of some Polaris only to find out its a Family Quad that cant be Modded:laugh: I think I have at least everyone on this thread here beat on the age of the Rides..They are as old as some of you if not older:laugh:

Ok then,,,,,,I guess I didnt Read Correctly what this Thread was About My Apologies

Thats Right!!!! All the things I ride are 23 yrs old:laugh: Because I want to sleep in my Bed at night my Wife and kids have newer Quads and not the old Stags I ride.....This old man will be in a Rhino in a Couple of yrs though....See,,,,I have to save my money too:laugh:

I just Realized......I dont even Ride a Freakin Quad and Im Trying to help you.....

Let me get this straight.....You dont think Im trying to help you??? You think I hate you because of what Quad you have???? Grow up and Stop Cussin on the Forum.....I dont want to have to Break out my Evil Mod Powers on ya.... Oh yeah,,,,,You need to learn how to say Thanks!!!

You know,,,,,You need to learn what it looks like when people are trying to help you.... How about all the other info I posted.....?????? Can you do any of that????? Or is that too much for a "Family Quad" Good lord.....Just save your Milk Money and get the quad you want when you can.....Young kid like you with a Possible Co-Signer....69 Bucks a month FRESH off the Showroom Floor:huh: You can Collect Cans for that kind of Coinage a month:laugh: And another thing..... Your Welcome...... Good luck to you and the "Family Quad"

:mad:No,,,,You said you couldnt sell it.....You never mentioned that you just cant Do Whatever you want to it.....So are you telling me you can do everything you have listed except plug off the Oil Tank?????? The only reason I said that was that I have had friends have mishaps with those....How do you know that the Freakin thing is Getting oil while you ride it???? You dont....That is why I mentioned Mix your own Fuel..... Maybe you need to make a list of what you cant do....Then we wont spend our time Racking our Brain for you only to have it shoved back in our Faces....

Well then the first thing I would do is PLUG THAT OFF......That way you can be sure that your Fuel is being mixed right and the way you want it:wink:

I feel it is my Job here to keep people wondering what the heck Im up to....If that keeps them coming back then Im doing my Job.... Send me you Addy....Ill get my 8x10 Glossy with yours Truly on it with my X on it to ya:seeyac::smileysex::fart::comp10:

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Well,,,,For just under 400 bones Im not really complaining Too bad:laugh: http://www.archos.com/products/video...try=us〈=en http://www.archos.com/products/video...try=us〈=en I had almost that in my last one and that was without the Camcorder...

Poem to MOM My son came home from school one day, With a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, To put me in my place. 'Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that's taught by Mr. Wright? It's all about the laws today, The 'Children's Bill of Rights.' It says I need not clean my room, Don't have to cut my hair No one can tell me what to think, Or speak, or what to wear. I have freedom from religion, And regardless what you say, I don't have to bow my head, And I sure d on't have to pray. I can wear earrings if I want, And pierce my tongue & nose. I can read & watch just what I like, Get tattoos from head to toe. And if you ever spank me, I'll charge you with a crime. I'll back up all my charges, With the marks on my behind. Don't you ever touch me, My body's only for my use, Not for your hugs and kisses, that's just more child abuse. Don't preach about your morals, Like your Mama did to you. That's nothing more than mind control, And it's illegal too! Mom, I have these children's rights, So you can't influence me, Or I'll call Children's Services Division, Better known as C.S.D.' Mom's Reply and Thoughts Of course my first instinct was To toss him out the door. But the chance to teach him a lesson Made me think a little more. I mulled it over carefully, I couldn't let this go. A smile crept upon my face, he's messing with a pro. Next day I took him shopping At the local Goodwill Store.. I told him, 'Pick out all you want, there's shirts & pants galore. I've called and checked with C.S.D .. Who said they didn't care If I bought you K-Mart shoes Instead of those Nike Airs. I've canceled that appointment To take your driver's test. The C.S.D. Is unconcerned So I'll decide what's best. ' I said 'No time to stop and eat, Or pick up stuff to munch. And tomorrow you can start to learn To make your own sack lunch. Just save the raging appetite, And wait till dinner time. We're having liver and onions, A favorite dish of mine.' H e asked 'Can I please rent a movie, To watch on my VCR?' 'Sorry, but I sold your TV, For new tires on my car. I also rented out your room, You'll take the couch instead. The C .S.D. Requires Just a roof over your head. Your clothing won't be trendy now, I'll choose what we eat. That allowance that you used to get, Will buy me something neat. I'm selling off your jet ski, Dirt-bike & roller blades. Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights', It's in effect today! Hey hot shot, are you crying, Why are you on your knees? Are you asking God to help you out, Instead of C.S.D..?'

THINNING THE HERD" 2007 or "More proof of Darwin's theory" Eighth Place: In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate while trying to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place: A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker who often bragged he was "totally-zoned when he ran" accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily workout. Sixth Place: While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8-foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a local hospital. Fifth Place: Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth to keep his hands free rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the floor. Fourth Place: Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four cartridges into his mouth and pull the trigger. Third Place: After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door, a man walked into H & J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the store. The shop was full of customers and a uniformed officer was standing at the counter. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, and several customers also drew their guns and fired. The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from seven different weapons. No one else was hurt. HONORABLE MENTION: Paul Stiller, 47, and his wife Bonnie were bored just driving around at 2 A.M. so they lit a quarter stick of dynamite to toss out the window to create some excitement. Apparently they failed to notice the window was closed. RUNNER UP: Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends when one of them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from a local bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more heated and at least 10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 AM. Upon arrival at the midpoint of the bridge, they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman's cable lay nearby. They secured one end around Bingham's leg and tied the other to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. Bingham's foot was never located. AND THE 2007 WINNER IS... Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn , Germany) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of a animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes, before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief. Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the beast suddenly unloaded. The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him, suffocating him. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that once again proves..."S#@$ happens!"

A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little MARK. He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.' The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.' Then little MARK says, 'I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?' The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.' To which Little MARK replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the Wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'