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This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to WalMart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local WalMart. Dear Mrs. Samsel, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away." 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 6. August 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area. 7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department. 8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels. 13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!" 14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!" And last, but not least 15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!" Regards, Tom Richards Walmart Manager

Me too....the one I just sold was better but not Compatible with this DVR....This is the only Camera compatible with it and it is only 420 Lines.....My other was 480....Now I see they have a 580:aargh: But the latter Two are not compatible....Hopefully they come out with a Better one in the next few yrs....I still cant get over how easy this one is to operate....In just under 30 Seconds I can be connected and Recording....

My youngest son Garrett(Who is 3 in this Picture) Got a little close to the Quick Sand... and my other two kids that just like to watch stuff happen:realmad: does it count????

hot seat full exhaust k&n filter new rubber dial-a-jet kit bored. maybe .10 to .40 over new wiseco piston and maybe if im lucky for the b-day. a 38mm flatslide carb =] edit: clutch kit I would also go with a Clutch Kit....Anything above the Stocker will be very noticeable... I agree that the Dial a Jet will only get you so far... Not sure why you need to bore the motor???? That will not gain you anything but being closer to buying a new cylinder.. K&N would be good with an open or Drilled Airbox(they sell a Vented Plug Kit if you drill) Here is what I always do....Best performance for the Cheapest possible way first.... Clutch Kit... Air Box mod/Filter Install new plug and do a plug Chop Rejet if necessary After everything is Right and tight and you like it..Your out 400 Bucks If you dont like it move on Higher Comp. piston Deck and Redome the head to almost the point of needing VP/Cam-II Port/Polish Pipe Bigger Carb High output CDI eBay Motors: Polaris Trail Blazer/Big/Boss/Xplr High Performance CDI (item 200203585311 end time Mar-05-08 08:24:26 PST) Also,,,,,What Mix Ratio are you runnin????? Leaner the meaner......I like to mix mine 40:1 But I know my bike too...Sometimes when I know Im gonna be Draggin all day....I mix 50:1....The book says 20:1....LOL!! Also,,,,are happy with the overall Speed of the Bike??? What part of it are you unhappy with???? Ive never been aboard anything like that....Can you Regear it???? If you can....I would play with that too.....That is Cheap.....All these mods will start adding up FAST!!!! Before you know it you will be in the 1500-2000 range:confused:

That Quads are unstable:laugh: LiveLeak.com - Guy launched from quad when driving around in circles on ice

When I get some Actual Ride footage Ill try and do that....Im still trying to Figure out this Camera.... I might go out in the next couple of weeks and do some God Forsaken TRAIL riding the DIRT:no: just to try and get it set up for me....Then I will post something....But for some Reason....It wount download to my Video Software that I had for the other Cam.....I think I just need to walk away for a while then come back...

I got this new ARCHOS 404 DVR and helmet cam combo.... Hoping that the picture Quality was as good as my last Cam but I have to say that it is not.....It is however, Easier to use....1 Cord and 1 button to push...The DVR powers the Camera and has a Remote Start/Stop button and fits in to the Pocket of my Flannel Shirt(No more Back Pack!)....The Video it takes looks REAL GOOD on the playback Screen which is about 6" but the Quality seems to be distorted when uploaded to Youtube....plays much better on my Screen at home when downloaded on the Computer....The computer Recognizes it as an external Hard Drive so I was able to download Direct to Youtube....I wish the Quality was there!!! Oh well....Maybe next time.... [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sjSf_EW0AI]YouTube - Archos[/ame]

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No Problem....I love this sort of Stuff......Keeps me out of Trouble

I remember those..... NOW QUIT POSTING your are ruining my Chances of Post Wh*** of the month:realmad:

I hear ya,,,,Glass isnt cheap and if you have to re outfit because you switched Brands of Camera then your in for a Nice BIG BILL!!!! I need more Glass!!!! Right now I have a Fixed 50mm 1.8 that I use for indoors when my son Races.... The Stocker 18-55mm and my 70-300 with Image Stabilizer....Its nice for when your out at a Track or something....Or when my wife likes to take Bird Pics..... Id like to get some Wide Angle, More zoom and also play around with some Macro Stuff.... I like to shoot in Manual Mode too....Its fun and Frustrating trying to get Everything Tuned just right....

Wonder Bug YouTube - Wonderbug Electra Woman and Dyna Girl YouTube - Electra Woman & Dyna Girl SHAZAM!!! BJ and the Bear!!!! YouTube - BJ and the Bear Adam-12 YouTube - BJ and the Bear Dragnet Hawaii Five-0

I used to watch land of the lost!!!! I think it was on when I got home from School....Isnt it funny that Back then....All that Was HIGHT TECH!!!

Ive got the Canon Reble XTI EOS......Gotta Love that thang!!!!

Right on!!! Send more Roost Shots:drool5c::cheers2c::leghump:

Just do me one favor then.....Get some Pictures Something like this will be ok for me....

I understand all of that....I was asking that if you wanted help....I will try but I will need some info...Like an Order # Part # or something that tells them that they indeed Screwed you up...

Looks like just a Show and Shine Bike show....If it were close I would go check it out...Maybe some Venders there????? Hot Chicks Playin "Seat Cover" on some stuff:RANDY::cheer::pimp:

Some of that Mud and Water stuff is just too much for me.....I ride AROUND that Stuff and it looks like you guys are Headed for it....I just dont understand.....!!! However,,,,,,Some Hella Kewl Pictures.....What camera are you using????

Nothing like Sand...... Love Launch Pics....Too Bad there are not paddles...Could have been a Nice Roost... Also love the Look Backs...

If any of you SOCAL or AZ Riders want to hit the Beach down there just let me know....One of my riding partners is moving from Oregon to CA in a Few months....I think by August he will need a Sand Fix....Ill keep you updated....

Why Does 300exchick have a Red Dot for her and no one else??? Gots to say though.....The EAST side is Representing....Only 4 people around me and NON of them have NAMES!!!!