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You guys forgot to mention this German made Road bike.....

Back at ya!!!! Hope everyone has a Safe and Thankful Day:cool:

Man,,,,,,I think this is the Fastest Growing thread to Date.... Dont hate me cause Im Beautiful:cool: :twitsy:

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So lately my wife has been working alot of evening shifts, and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind, I would rather have someone with her in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems that they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hangup, she starts wearing nice clothes to work, talking about him all the time, etc. I don't know what to think. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, she said "just talking"....whatever. So last night I decide that I'm going to see what really goes on out there. I leave the garage door open, but turn out all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out and hide in the garage and wait. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and I'm hiding behind my bike. When his headlights shine through the garage and onto my bike, I see some thing that I just can't believe. The rear sprocket is already worn and hooked but the chain looks OK. Do you think I should change just the sprocket or the chain and sprocket?

thanks,,, That is Winchester Bay Oregon....Just 3 miles south of Reedsport....It was a Holiday weekend so there were More people there than usual....But you could still ride for an Hr or so without spotting another person....Not sure on the Acreage.....That was my first time there.....

THIS WOULD BE ME......

Here are some pictures that I stole from some of the other guys that were there.....Just takes too long for me to resize them and Im lazy.....LOL

Went up on Thursday and came home on Monday....Weather was Beautiful and I also got some Decents Shots.....Enjoy!!!!!! Banshee Hill

Im kicking around the idea of Converting my Sons TRX90 to the 300EX front end.....What do you want for Both Sides.....Complete.....Shipped to 95901 Thanks,,, Craig

I think all you Ladies should Start on the Trikes...... Her is My Wife on my 350X....Took me 7 yrs to get her on it:biglaugh: OOOOOPPPPPPPSSSSSS.....!!!!!!!!!!! Wrong Picture:huh:

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The review is IN!!!!!!!!!!! Check it out!!!!! http://www.quadcrazy.com/atvforum/atv-product-tests-reviews-new-products/2461-xtreamclean-product-review.html#post6772

OK,,,,,So I had a little time this morning and thought that I would put the CLEANING Wash to the test...... For my test I took my 350X(Which is always pretty clean) that had a little Dust on it and I took a Rear Fender off my New Project which was just UGLY Dirty from sitting out in a Field for Several yrs..... I followed the directions on the bottle.... (BTW....This is what is left in the Bottle after Testing) Then went to work..... I immediately noticed while I was spraying the product that it was "Soaping Up"...Kewl,,,,This stuff is actually doing something...LOL....I sprayed EVERYTHING!!!! Now mind you I am pretty Sceptical when it comes to these kind of things.....Im a Hands on, a Little Elbow Grease and Love never hurt anyone kinda guy....But then again Im Lazy at the same time....I was told that with this product you didnt have to LABOR to achieve Satisfaction and to me that was enticeing enough....LMAO!!!! With that being said,,,,,Here are my Results..... For the Motor which is where you would normally get all your Grime for a 27 yr old machine it did what I expected it to do....Took the dust off,,,Not sure if that was the water hose or the product though.....Ive never really scrubbed on the motor in the last 5 or so yrs and it basically looks the same as when I hose it down after a typical ride.... Now we move on to the Plastic WOW!!!!! This stuff (in my eyes) makes a HUGE difference!!! After Rinsing I could see the water Beading up...Kinda like a Wax....Some of the Stains on the Rear Red plastic seemed to disappear!!! On my White plastic tank I had some Fuel Stains.....THOSE ARE GONE!!!! The Fork Boots(If you ever tried to clean these you know they are a PITA!!!!) CLEAN!!!!!!! And OMG!!!!! That UGLY White Rear Fender???? While it didnt take ALL the Grime off,,,,,,It made a DRASTIC Improvement!!!! In closing..... I would recommend this product for your Plastic use if you have average to above average Plastic.... I would like to thank the XtreamClean Team for their Generous Donation for the Testing of this Product....I had a Friend come pick up his Trike yesterday and gave him a bottle to try on that....I also gave him the Mud Guard because Honestly,,,,I dont ride in Dirt....He said that he would use it and Review it for me.....So Stand by for a SECOND Opinion!!!! Before Wash Wet before Application AFTER Application I went ahead and did a second application on the white Rear Fender.....I didnt notice a rear difference....Well,,,,Maybe a little......

Size 12...With the Removable liner....Kinda Dirty from use about 2 yrs ago....LMAO!!!!! I dont wear boots when I ride and I am Tired of looking at them.....They need a Good Home.... I also have some Children's Boots too....I think size 2 and 9??? Ill look if there is interest.... Alpine's are 100 Bucks Shipped....

I dont want to completely "Kick you while you are down"....I left the link to the OTHER site.... Sorry..... This is an ATV related Web Site. Things that are allowed: 3 Wheelers, 4 Wheelers, Dirt Bikes, snowmobiles, and items related to such machines ( atv magazines, atv models, atv clothing, atv protection gear, ATV trailers, ect ) . Any posting that contains a item not allowed in the classifieds will be removed completely without notice.

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Yea,,,It kinda Grows on you.....I can ride in it around town but NEVER on a long trip....My Back just cant take it...I bought it new back in 05...Its what she wanted....I wanted the Chrysler 300 but she wanted that.... So Twice a Yr. for Xmas and her Birthday I Do something to it.....It has the XM System, ACCEL and Brake Peddle thingys, Bra, arm rest, 17" rims...This Xmas will be the Lighting inside and Out...There are just soooo many things you can buy for this thing its kinda Mind Boggling.....I like to keep things simple though.... Oh,,,And one more thing.....It has a Yamaha 4/100 Bolt Pattern..... PADDLES!!!!

Thank you Palidin,,, I think this might Explain my Name.....

My wife needs a Smaller Car?????

So Im Trying to Teach my Dog some new Tricks on Friday(My last Friday off for 6 months:aargh: ) just to show my wife I had been Productive for the Day....LMAO!!!!! When all of the Sudden it sounded like the Fee Fie Foe Fum Guy pounding on my door!! I answered and was Shocked beyond Belief!!!! XTREAME CLEAN Freakin Came Through!!!!!!!!! I have to admit....I was Skeptical...Ive never had a company send me anything more than a Sticker for free....Hell,,,,John Deere wouldnt even give me a hat after I picked up my 130K Excavator!!! But XTREAM CLEAN didnt Just Give up 1 8oz Bottle,,They Jacked the Shipment up to 4 32oz Bottles Now,,,,,I immediately went out to the Garage to find my Dirtiest Victim...I found that I only had one that had a light Patina of Dust. So being a Man on a Mission....Sat. I went out and Bought another 3 wheeler that I could put all this stuff to the test on....Thats Right....I Dropped XTREAM CLEANS Name when my wife Returned home....I told her I was part of the Research and Development Team at XTREAM CLEAN and the New Trike in the Garage was the Test Vehicle...LMFAO!!!!!!! As soon as I purchase a new front tire for this bike I will Roll it outside and soak it with XTREAM CLEAN As well as the Mud Guard Foam Filter Cleaner and the MX ATV Wash it appears (after reading the brochure) that they also offer Quick Hit Detail Spray Chain Lube and Cleaner Clearview Anti-Fog Goggle Cleaner Non of Which I received....Hint Hint!!! PRODUCTS TEST BIKE!!! Rare XR500 Conversion That needs MUCHO TLC:wacko:

I dont,,,,,They wont insure my Trikes and they want too much for the Quads.....Besides....Quads are just Throw away's anyway....

Great sayings by police officers These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country: #16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." # 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." #11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" #10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" #9 "Warning?” You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again, or I'll give you another ticket." #8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" #7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey crap." #6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." #5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC." #4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?" #3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We use d to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can." #2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail." AND THE WINNER IS... #1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

Im headed up to this Place Diamond Lake OR, on Feb. 1st to ride with the Sand Wizards... This will be my First time Riding in the Snow since I was a Kid....This should be a Blast!!!! Here are some pictures of last yrs ride....

I Have,,,,,But they are like 95 Percent of the Members here.....They Sign up....Browse...and Leave....Without ever leaving a Trace....