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Husband and wife are shopping in Safeway

when the man picks up a 12 pack of bud lite and sticks it into the trolley

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife

"They're on special, only $10 for 12 cans", he says

"Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife and

they carry on shopping... A few aisles later the woman

picks up a $20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the man,

"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says

The man replies...

"SO DOES 12 bottles of bud lite .......AND IT'S HALF THE PRICE"

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My wife was talking to me one time about getting a breast job and I told her to just rub her breast with toilet paper ever night before she went to bed.....she wanted to know how that was going to work and I came back with well it has worked for you butt over the years :laugh::wink::laugh:

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My wife was talking to me one time about getting a breast job and I told her to just rub her breast with toilet paper ever night before she went to bed.....she wanted to know how that was going to work and I came back with well it has worked for you butt over the years :laugh::wink::laugh:


Now that is a "Clasic that NEVER gets old:laugh:

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