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A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing

like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has

his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no, you're

gripping the club way too hard!"

"Well, what should I do?", asks the man.

"Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's

breast."

Taking the advice, he takes a swing, and POW! He hits the ball 250 yards

straight up the fairway. The estatic man goes back to his wife with the good

news, and the wife can't wait for her lesson.

The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and

says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard."

"What can I do?" asks the wife.

"Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis."

The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and THUMP --

the ball skips down the fairway about 15 feet.

"You know, that was a lot better than I expected," the pro says. "Now, take

the club out of your mouth and hold it in your hands..."

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You think the golf instructor woild of told her not to put the club in her mouth in the first place

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