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I think to break the Tie we need to include a portrait of ourselves....You know,,,,Just to see who is PURTIER.... Ill go first.....

We will Be Racing Tonight....Ill be sure and Get pictures and maybe some Video if I can Figure out how to Upload to youtube or somewhere like that....

My Point is....The HP thing is Great...But Can you handle it and for How long;)

They are real....However,,,most of them Probably Date back to the 18-Early 1900's;)

Bring it Little Man,,,,,Fear of God and Common Sense will keep you Way behind me:cool:

Welcome Welcome Welcome!!!!!!!! Another CALIFORNIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope our Families are able to hook up, Camp and Ride Soon....This is Dune Season:D Be sure to check out our March Gathering at Pismo!!!!

A drunken Irishman is driving through the city of Dublin on St. Patty's Day and his car is weaving violently all over the road. An Irish cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?" "I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk. "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few." "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile. "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the man. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

Oklahoma Laws Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state. State law prohibits anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger. Tattoos are banned. Violators can be arrested and/or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog. Oregon Law One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway Oregon, Myrtle Creek Law You aren't allowed to box with kangaroos Pennsylvania Law A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling. Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue. Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents. ____________________________ Rhode Island Laws Professional sports, except ice polo and hockey, must obtain a license to play games on Sunday. Rhode Island, Providence Law It is illegal to wear transparent clothing. ____________________________ Abilene, Texas It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.

Arizona Laws When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses. * Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. This goes back in the days of the Wild West Colorado laws * In Durango, it is illegal to go out in public dressed in clothing unbecoming" one's sex. * In Pueblo, Colorado it is illegal to let a dandelion grow within city limits. Kansas laws It is illegal for restaurants to sell cherry pie a la mode on Sundays. Kansa, Lang In Lang, it is illegal to ride a mule down Main Street in August, unless the animal is wearing a straw hat. Kansas Natoma, It is illegal to throw a knife at anyone wearing a striped shirt. Kansas, Wichita In Wichita, a man's mistreatment of his mother-in-law may not be used as grounds for divorce. In Wichita, it is illegal to carry a concealed bean snapper. Decidely a deadly weapon there.... New York Law The penalty for jumping off a building is death. North Caroline laws It is against the law to roller blade on a state highway. If you are in possession of illegal substances you must pay taxes on them. However, paying taxes on these items does not make them legal. If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married. Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields. Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited. Ohio Laws It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house. It is against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without a license. It is illegal to get a fish drunk. Ohio, Bay Village It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try? How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you

Very Cool Vid....I thought of the Flat Track thing and the Traffic but we dont have anything like that Close to us....We always build the kids a Track when we Camp at the Dunes and he does Very Well with the Berm Shots and Passing Kids around those Tracks....He is still getting used to the TRX90 though....Big step up from the Kazuma 50 for him....I had to make him a Suicide Shifter for it because his little Feet couldnt up Shift:D So that might be a Problem..Down shifting is basicly the biggest problem for him..But then again,,,,He will just have to learn to shift:cool: I called the Track today.....As luck would have it I know one of the Guys in Charge....Small World....Anyway,,,,Long story Short....He will let him run his TRX90... Says that they have a 50cc Class but no one runs in it We will be going to Check out the Track Tonight and watch the practice... Maybe by the next race I will have some pictures for you guys.... Thanks for all the input!!!!!!! Is this the Biggest thread in here????

Well HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where are you From?????? I almost went to Stonyford this past weekend...... Yeah,,,,Stonyford has alot to offer in the way of Trails....Those Signs only Suggest "Dirtbikes".....You should see the looks on their Faces when we pull up on the Trikes..... Hope to see you around.....Check out the Pismo in March Thread....Maybe you could find your way down there:cool:

Im lookin for a MX Capable 50cc Quad of all things...:rolleyes: My 5 yr old wants to race at the local indoor Track..Who would have thought that he couldnt Ride is TRX90:mad: ..The only one that I have found so Far is a Cobra EXC50 2007 Specifications: Cobra 50cc 2-stroke engine. 39mm x 41.7 bore x stroke. Case Reed 21mm carb induction. Water Cooled. 3-shoe Cobra clutch. Single speed automatic transmission. Tune pipe and silencer exhaust. Mixture lubrication. Arens design twin spar frame. 1067mm (track 915mm) wheelbase. 737mm seat height. Hydraulic Disk (160mm) front brakes. Hydraulic Disk (180mm) rear brakes. Dual A-Arm with SVO™ patented steering design. 248mm travel. Ohlins Piggyback 200mm travel Lightweight axle rear suspension. ITP 10x5 (4x1) Al front wheel / Douglas 8x6.5 (4x2.5) Al rear wheel. ITP Holeshot 19/6 front tire / ITP 16/6.50-9 rear tire. 2007 Enhancements: Improved front braking system. Cobra Friction Drive (CFD) features more robust, longer wearing components. New, improved transmission gears with more efficient tooth design featuring less resistance and improved reliability. All new silencer featuring improved ease of maintenance, less sound and more power. Redesigned PVL ignition featuring improved coil isolation for increased reliability. New, stronger pipe for better reliability. All new yellow plastic. MSRP $ 6588.00* Forgive me but my Son will NOT be riding something more Expensive than my Trike Habit:cool: Im hoping Kidsatvs has some Input here....Or anyone!!!!!!!

Very Kewl!!!! Is that an LT80????

Time once again to review the winners of the Annual "Stella Awards." The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald's (in NM). That case inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, successful lawsuits in the United States Here are this year's winners: 5th Place (tie): Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000. by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son. 5th Place (tie): 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps. 5th Place (tie): Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, and Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed, to the tune of $500,000. In my opinion this is so outrageous that it should have been 2nd Place! 4th Place: Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500. and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who had climbed over the fence into the yard and was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun. 3rd Place: A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, $113,500. after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument. 2ndPlace: Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge . She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses 1st Place: This year's runaway winner was Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Mrs. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, (from an OU football game), having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go into the back & make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mrs.Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising her in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded her $1,750,000. plus a new motor home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit, just in case there were any other complete morons around.

Just when is it time to hang up the Thong????

Yo Quiero Taco Bell!!!

Took me a Few tries but I did it...The key is that cop:mad:

Crap.....I knew I should have Voted:D

Everytime you come on here and View the Thread it is a View....So At least Deduct that:D Congrats:cool:

I think it looks more like a Blaster....If Im not mistaken that looks like a 2 Stroke Pipe

Welcome to the Board!!!! Hope to see you in here often.... BTW....Great Deals on those Golf Carts:D

Ponderisms 1.? I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 2.? Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable?plant is to pull on it.? If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. 3.? The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. 4.? Never take life seriously.? Nobody gets out alive anyway. 5.? There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick? and the dead. 6.? Life is sexually transmitted. 7.? Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 8.? The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. 9.? Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. 10.? Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? 11.? Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. 12.? All of us could take a lesson from the weather. ?It pays no attention to criticism. 13.? In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird.? Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. 14.? How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? 15.? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" 16.? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there?? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt." 17.? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 18.? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? 19.? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? 20.? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? 21.? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? 22.? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

You ladies just keep posting pictures of yourselves....This is working for me:D