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I ride with a Bunch of People....Our Group has been Riding together for almost 4 yrs now... We have Numerous Rides a yr....However,,,,,We Smoke, Drink and Cuss ALOT!!!!!! Mostly when the Children Hit the Hay though:cool: Nothing against the MX'ers But they ALWAYS seem to think that our Tri-Pods will never Hang....In the End....We are usually Leading the Way in....Just cant let them Run your life:biglaugh:

If your looking for someone to Ride with,,,,,Now you have no Excuse....Here is a list a pulled off of ATV.offroad.comhttp://atv.off-road.com/atv/static/staticHtml.jsp?id=254707

Ok,,,,I posted this in the Events page....Maybe someone that Doesnt Frequent the Forums will see it.... This is like Playing Frisbee by myself

Harold is 95 years old and lives in a senior citizen center. Every night after dinner he goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks, "What?" "Sex!" he replies. Mildred exclaims, "Why you old coot, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!" "I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while." "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K. She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood. Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have?" Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an as*****!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'as*****' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an as*****!" It always cheered me up. When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'as*****' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?" He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an as*****!" and hung up. One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first as***** (I had his number on speed dial) I thought that I'd better call the BMW as*****, too. I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?" He said, "Yes, it is." I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?" He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oak tree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow rambler, and the car's parked right out in front." I asked, "What's your name?" He said, "My name is Don Hansen." I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?" He said, "I'm home every evening after five." I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?" He said, "Yes?" I said, "Don, you're an as*****!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too . Now, when I had a problem, I had two as****** to call. Then I came up with an idea. I called as***** #1. He said, "Hello." I said, "You're an as*****" (but I didn't hang up.) He asked, "Are you still there?" I said, "Yeah." He screamed, "Stop calling me." I said, "Make me. He asked, "Who are you?" I said, "My name is Don Hansen." He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?" I said, "As*****, I live at 34 Oak tree Blvd, in Fairfax, a yellow rambler, I have a black Beamer parked in front." He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers." I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, as*****," and hung up. Then I called As***** #2. He said, "Hello?" I said, "Hello, as*****." He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..." I said, "You'll what?" He exclaimed, "I'll kick your as*." I answered, "Well, as*****, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now." Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oak tree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oak tree Blvd in Fairfax. I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two as****** beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, surrounded by a news crew and an overhead news helicopter. NOW I feel much better. Anger management really does work.

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's pe*** was larger than the shaft. After one year and 180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Newfoundland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46 and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

Three contractors are bidding to fix the Capitol Hill security fence, one from New Jersey, one from Minnesota, and the third from Florida. They all go with a Department of Interior official to examine the fence. The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." The Minnesota contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and$100 profit for me." The New Jersey contractor doesn't measure or figure, he just leans over to the government official and whispers: "$2,700." The official,incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" $1,000 for me, $1,000 for you, and we hire the guy from Minnesota

Well,,,,I had my Rider Contact you Yesterday....Nick in Cali....He says that you want him to Come all the Way to Iowa and Race for Bragging Rights????? No Prize?? So here is what I know.... Dirtbike 5 laps Quad 5 laps Twice. 1 Rider, 1 Back up Rider, and a Parts changer Is there anything Else you can add???? Ill Contact you in a Minute by phone,,,I just want to keep my Peeps abreast of the Situation:wink:

Thats a Bunch of CRAP!!!!! Yamaha Wants you to use theirs,,,Honda The Same,,ETC....Same thing with Pre-Mix...And,,Everything Else....

Do they have a Web Site????

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Great Boots!!!! I have the T 8's.....Did yours come with the little Booties????

My Wife Hosted a Champaign Brunch at our House for the Neighborhood...Then the Easter Egg hunt for the Kids....Then to top off the Afternoon I took the Family to Lake Oroville to Swim and Hang out.....Something for the Memory Book

Elementary is all that Comes to mind....Probably Good for the Youngins to Read though

Pants are Sold......Thanks NEWACRIDER!@!!!!

I still have them......Im off to bed now....Send me a PM with your Addy and I will Ship them out Next Week:cool:

LMAO!!!!! I was Wondering how long it would take you to catch that!!!! I was hoping you would get FLOODED!!! Thanks and let us know what we can do to help out with the Merchandise..... As for Emailing you Details....They are all in the First Post....

You Sir......Have been Contacted.....Im Craig H from Cali....My Team wants MORE Detailed INFO on the Rules and Regs...Is this a Pink Slip Race??? We are There...

Then you need to Come to the WEST SIDE !!!

I also have a Set of Honda 2003 250EX Stock Heal Guards..... 20 Shipped...

Ok,, Some Stuff!!!! I have a Pair of Oneal Boots....Size Kids 1 or 2...I cant Remember....and I cant find a Number....Used but Still in Excellent Shape.Just Dusty in the Pictures.....I want 40 Bucks Shipped for those.... I also have a Matching Pair of Thor 18" Waist Kids Pants.....I want 20 Shipped for Those.... If you want both I will let them go for 50 Shipped for the Set.....

If you Ever wanted to get out of the Chair and Actually Ride your Bikes this is the Time to do it....If you Ever wanted to Meet the People that Post Useless threads and Talk Smack for no Apparent Reason....This is the time to do it...If you have never been to the Sand Dunes or Rode on a Beach...You dont know what you are missing.... Kidatvs will be Flying 2000+ Miles to Take advantage of what our West Coast has to offer and I think the only Hospitable thing to do is Meet him there... Camping is 10 Bucks a night....Cant Beat that with a Stick... Reservation Details www.reserveamerica.com Bring wood as BonFires ARE ALLOWED!!!!!

Dont you just Hate One Post Wonders???? I want to know what Happened!!!! Or just send the Check for my Consultation Fee...LOL