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I guess Im falling behind here......Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!! When you download here you must re size...... but if you host is somewhere else....Just "paste" the URL here and have it in between these

I was talking about the Outlander....Isnt that a 450 or is that a 400???? Anyway,,,,that bike was able to tow your Sorry Arse out of the Sand.....

The things I do wrong on a 1/2 a cup of Coffee:laugh:

AND,,,,,,It can be towed in the Sand my a Grizzly 700.....But not the Can-Am 450 or whatever the heck it is...... Just Tryin to help sales Joe:laugh:

Ok,,,,so I moved this to This Vs. That......Kinda seemed like the THEME.......

SORRY!!!!!!!!!!! But I just cant help myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupidbot1 attached this image

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, 'What the heck is going on here?' The drunk, still staring down replied: 'I think I just beat the sh** out of a ghost.' Hope you had a Happy Halloween

Good info on the Welding Clamp......I use a small C-Clamp.....Also,,,,When bleeding make sure the Resi is full....Dont want Air in there:wink:

Hmmmm,,,,,,Is everything tight????? Not sure how the Carrier is in there......Is there Two Bolts on the Back side of the Swinger to Loosen to get the carrier out????....Is the Axle tight???? Is the Axle Bent???? Were there noises before or did the noises just suddenly happen??? When did you last lube your Bearings??? Seems to me that when the Bearings go bad it wont be just a Sudden "Noise" but rather a Gradual one....Do you see any Rubbing (metal to Metal)anywhere???? Any Cracks in the Swinger itself??? Post up some pictures.....

Is that your NEW Term of Endearment???? LMFOA!!!!! Here are the Little Wizards in Action.....Im sure you could keep up with them Bot..... http://www.sandwizards.com/Videos/Sa2.wmv

If I dont Do anything else after Diamond Lake I might be possible for me to make this Trip......Ill have enough Vac. to pull it off... ST. Anthonys........ on the map its Very Close to Rexburg ID...... From my house....Its 13-14 hrs..... From Denver....10 hrs...... This will be a Wizard Run...... and as Close as I can get to you Bot within the next Yr.... and you can count on a Nice Sized group of Wizards to Roost with:biggrin: June 13-21 2009..... BLM Elgin Lake campground 2005 Wizard Run at St. Anthonys.... http://www.sandwizards.com/Videos/Sa1.wmv

Last night.....2.53......

COYOTE PROBLEM The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers had a 'more humane' solution. What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive; the males would then be castrated and let loose again. Therefore the population would be controlled. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Wyoming Wool and Sheep Grower's Association by the Sierra Club and the USFS. All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally, an old boy in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said, 'Son, I don't think you understand our problem. Those coyotes ain't f*$kin' our sheep - they're eatin' 'em!'

Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it again st a m etal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5' long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best...? I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, 'don't do it dipshit,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . . . HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . WHAT THE HELL!!! I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs? The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room. Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative? SON-OF-A-BI***, THAT HURT LIKE HELL!!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I S#@$ myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my nuts and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!! P. S. My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it! 'If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid.'

James Duane - Google Video

"Don't Talk to the Police" by Professor James Duane

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, “Hi . . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job”. The social worker behind the counter says, “Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You’ll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he’ll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You’ll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year”. The guy says, “You’re bullshitting me!” The social worker says, “Yeah, well, you started it!"

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE". He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair? The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess."....

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I'm the first to admit McCain isn't perfect. He's far from it; on the other hand, he's miles above Obama for those of us who love the shooting sports. We must get out and vote McCain! The NRA has a website -- www.GunBanObama.com -- that details Obama's position on your right (or lack thereof) to own firearms. Barack Obama is a consumate politician and will say whatever he needs to be elected. After that ... Backed by an all-Democratic House and Senate, Obama can, and probably will, do very serious damage to the 2nd Amendment. Here are a few examples of Obama's position on gun control. 1. Obama supported increasing taxes on firearms and ammunition by 500 percent. (Chicago Defender, 12/13/99) 2. "I am on consistently on record and will continue to be on record as opposing concealed carry." (Chicago Tribune, 4/27/04) 3. " ... just because you have an individual right does not mean that the state or local government can't constrain the exercise of that right ... ." (2008 Philadelphia Primary debate) And there is more -- much more. And it is scary as hell. Vote for John McCain to preserve our 2nd Amendment Rights. Otherwise, this time next year, who knows? There may not be a need for this forum at all :-\

The Rise of the United Socialist States of America

this shocked me when i read about it...he wants to create his own civilian army "brown Shirts?" Obama's 'civilian national security force' Jul 15, 2008 ... Is Obama serious about creating some kind of domestic security force bigger and more expensive than that? If not, why did he say it? ... Obama's 'civilian national security force' - 29k - Cached - Similar pages RED SOUNDING: Obama Calls for a Domestic Military Force Obama Calls for a Domestic Military Force. Posted by Philip Eveland at 18 Jul 2008, 5:23 PM and is filed under Politics. Sen. Barack Obama has a plan for ... RED SOUNDING: Obama Calls for a Domestic Military Force - 53k - Cached - Similar pages About Obama’s / Alinsky’s Civilian National Security Force « Count ... We’re getting a more complete picture of Barack Obama’s draconian plans to create a domestic army of radical extremists promoting bigger and more intrusive ... About Obama’s / Alinsky’s Civilian National Security Force Count Us Out - 38k - Cached - Similar pages Hot Air » Blog Archive » Are the media airbrushing Obama’s ... It’s not quite clear what Obama meant by this. If he meant that the military had taken over too many functions that normally should be handled by the State ... Hot Air Blog Archive Are the media airbrushing Obama’s speeches? Update: Wouldn’t ICE qualify? - 59k - Cached - Similar pages Dedroidify: Obama calls for domestic “security force” as powerful ... Obama calls for domestic “security force” as powerful as U.S. mi

The Associated Press: AP: Obama aunt from Kenya living in US illegally AP: Obama aunt from Kenya living in US illegally By EILEEN SULLIVAN and ELLIOT SPAGAT – 32 minutes ago WASHINGTON (AP) — Barack Obama's aunt, a Kenyan woman who has been quietly living in public housing in Boston, is in the United States illegally after an immigration judge rejected her request for asylum four years ago, The Associated Press has learned. Zeituni Onyango, 56, referred to as "Aunti Zeituni" in Obama's memoir, was instructed to leave the United States by a U.S. immigration judge who denied her asylum request, a person familiar with the matter told the AP late Friday. This person spoke on condition of anonymity because no one was authorized to discuss Onyango's case. Information about the deportation case was disclosed and confirmed by two separate sources, one of them a federal law enforcment official. The information they made available is known to officials in the federal government, but the AP could not establish whether anyone at a political level in the Bush administration or in the McCain campaign had been involved in its release. Onyango's refusal to leave the country would represent an administrative, non-criminal violation of U.S. immigration law, meaning such cases are handled outside the criminal court system. Estimates vary, but many experts believe there are more than 10 million such immigrants in the United States. The AP could not reach Onyango immediately for comment. No one answered the telephone number listed in her name late Friday. It was unclear why her request for asylum was rejected in 2004. Onyango is not a relative whom Obama has discussed in campaign appearances and, unlike Obama's father and grandmother, is not someone who has been part of the public discussion about his personal life. A spokeswoman for U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement, Kelly Nantel, said the government does not comment on an individual's citizenship status or immigration case. Onyango's case — coming to light just days before the presidential election — led to an unusual nationwide directive within Immigrations and Customs Enforcement requiring any deportations prior to Tuesday's election to be approved at least at the level of ICE regional directors, the U.S. law enforcement official told the AP. The unusual directive suggests that the Bush administration is sensitive to the political implications of Onyango's case coming to light so close to the election. Kenya is in eastern Africa between Somalia and Tanzania. The country has been fractured in violence in recent years, including a period of two months of bloodshed after December 2007 that killed 1,500 people. The disclosure about Onyango came just one day after Obama's presidential campaign confirmed to the Times of London that Onyango, who has lived quietly in public housing in South Boston for five years, was Obama's half aunt on his father's side. It was not immediately clear how Onyango might have qualified for public housing with a standing deportation order. Spagat reported from New York.