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I was in a Mexican restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my lunch and noticed that everybody was staring at me.. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod. Guess I can never eat there again!

Hope to see some of you Locals this week.....Just look for the SWR Flags on the bikes and hunt me down.....

Where did the Triker go????? He must have caught a Glimpse of me,,,,Yanked the cord of the 70, Peeled out on his Army Men and went home.....

You did what I think everyone would have liked to do Several times in their Lives but never had the Balls....If More people were to stick up for themselves and for people that Cant I think we would have less Violence...(That last Sentence makes sense to me...LOL!!!) I commend you for what you did.....Hope your Sister Recovers with no problems.... Tell her to wear this to Court

Ok,,,,,,, Good Morning!!!!!!!! This is my last one till Next Tuesday the 4th.....

Nothing like waking up to some Double Posts!!!! LMAO!!!!!

How bout this for a Moonin!!!!!

Are you back in the States???? Im headed to Oregon on Monday for 8 Days with the Wizards and Dunefest!!!! Too bad you wont be there at then.. Im pretty booked until Jan.....but if for some reason your within a few hrs drive Ill come over and Spank you on my new toy....LMAO!!!!~

Good Mornin!!!!!!!! Whats for breakfast????

LMAO!!!!! Come Back when you upgrade to a Powerwheels [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ1rbynelQI]YouTube - trike drifting[/ame]

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My wife was just talkin about that:yes: I think Ill take you up on that.....

Thanks everyone!!! Its starting to peel:yes:

Oh,,,,Just one more thing,,,,, Couldnt you find an avatar picture without a Stunt Pilot,,,

Dear Stubby Digits,,, First of all,,,,,,When all these Youngins hear "ATC" They think Dangerous 3 Wheeler.... Not Honda, Yamaha, Kawi, Suzuki.... Negative on the Heading Adjust.....You just cant come Bumpin in here throwing your Brotastic Vocab around slinging your "Babies arm" over your Shoulder thinking we should call you our Messiah,,,,You just let me know when all your other Fingers are as long as your pinky and we will discuss this all at length at your Monthly Jenny Meeting...Ill bring the fixins for the Salad Shooter:laugh: The only Adjustment you need is on your Twisty....Gotta let that Screw out just a bit more and let them Wheels Spin Tiger......

WTF From what Overpass did you Crawl out from under???? Glad to see ya over here Triker.... Been Twistin at Mother G this summer???

Hmmmmmm,,,,,,

On my Dads birthday , July 2, I sat down early in the am and Sketched out what I thought would be a Cool Memorial Tattoo..He was a Fireman for CDF 35 yrs....So I thought this might be a Cool Design that represented him and what he loved to do,,,,and something I wouldnt mind looking at for the Rest of my life...LOL!! ....Below you will see my original Drawing....LOL,,,,Its how big I thought I could get away with.... The Fireman's Bell at the Bottom of that gets Rang and Funerals.....It symbolizes "Return to Quarters, Duty is over"....I was up in the air about the Ribbon or that on the bottom of the Cross.... ...I then handed it off to Kerry Rossi,,,He showed me two verstions of his interpretation of my original....one with and whithout the Bell,,,,The bell was just too out of place in the Design...Went with the Ribbon.... ,,,,,, Here is his Myspace Page MySpace.com - Tattoos by KR Rossi - 33 - Male - Sacramento, California - myspace.com/everydaykr He is also featured in the Sept. 09 Issue of Rebel Ink.....Came in while he was workin on me.....Very nice and this is his Rendition.... I am So Freakin happy about the way it turned out.....

CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!! Nothin like owning a NEW MACHINE!!!!!!!!!! Hope you get many yrs of problem Free Riding:wink:

Very Glad to hear that!!!!!!!

Good Lord!!!!!!!!!! Two Cups of coffee and a Chubby before 6am.....Its going to be a GOOD DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIT IT on that OL' RAGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I moved this to the appropriate Forum....You might get better luck in here:wink:

That is my 16 yr old Niece

Went on a Great Vacation at Bass Lake CA,,,,Just Below Yosemite National Park.....We have a Membership at a Resort up there...Our Relaxing Camping Get A Way.... We invited Family and Friends...Flew the Niece and Nephew in from AZ....My Mom came as well as Several Very Close Friends that I ride with allot.....Anyway,,,,Out of about 1000 pictures I took...I Pulled some for your Enjoyment....Kinda hard to get a clean shot while your haulin Arse, Ziggin and Zagging and hittin some 3 foot swells.....but here they are none the less.... My oldest son on the left, then Nephew, and my buddies Son on the right.... My buddies son and my Niece....