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Well Welcome Home!!!!! Hope to Shoot it with ya!!!

Ive never had a Problem with Sand...You dont need water for it....It just blows off the faster you go:wink: So Im guessin you one of those Rock and Sea Shell Gitters...:rolleyes:

LMAO!!! If I gave you my Cell number would you pass it along to her??? LMAO!!!!

Do you two live in the Same house??? Or is this some sort of Net Fling for ya....???? You two are probably lookin at each other PMing Dirty Chit to each other arnt you!!! God I wish my wife would Type dirty to me..... Then I wouldnt have to talk to her so much.... J/K,,,,,,,,,,, About you two anyway....

The mud and Water thing is just WRONG!!!! How can you do that to your Rides:no: Women in Bikinis ...Muddy Women on Clean Bikes:laugh: That Contest is coming up in April....So ladies,,,Its warming up..Get out there and start Shooting some Pictures.....

ANYTHING YET!!!!!!!!

This is my 6 yr old Garrett.....He has the Latest in the Mx Boot Dept that is out....However,,,,He would Prefer to wear his thongs to "Even Out" his Tan... Before you start Bashing me....When he is done with What I like to call his "Girly Ride" and starts Getting Serious and Practices....He wears his Boots....LOL!!!

If I took a Shower for everytime I felt Dirty I dont think I would have any Skin left:laugh: Ohhhhh Man that is a Good Feeling though!!!! So What Store are Wii meeting at....????

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This is the greatest application ..... what a guy!!! He should live to be a really old fella with that attitude! This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas .. They hired him because he was so funny..... NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old Bastard) SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION : Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available . If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment . MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION ?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they tell me. DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no! On my breaks - yes! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS ?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. NEAREST RELATIVE ....7 miles DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely. ***Old People Rock! ***

Ok,,,,so the Freaking thing is 113 1/2" Long....To the First Cabinet on my new Trailer is 113" :aargh::aargh: I could take the Front Bumper off and that would give me an extra 1 1/2 too the Front Tires....But then I wouldnt be able to take anything else.... Soooo,,,,,,Now my next option is Tag my 6x10 utility on the back of the 5er...... Im not gonna Buy anything until I know I can take everything if I need to... I dont want a 10K Flower bed in my Front yard:no: Ill be working on the New Hitch next week maybe..... Its ALWAYS SOMETHIN!!!!

Is there anyway to Disconnect the Choke???? Im not up on my NEWER ATV's:laugh: What the Hell is this Quad of yours???? Are Electric Chokes Common on Quads???? My wifes Wolverine and my Sons TRX90 are Manual.....

DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the Hell is she with an Ugly Geek of a Guy like you???? Very nice.....and Again congrats.... Me and some Friends up on our Snow Trip at Diamond Lake OR....Never got to ride....But we drank that Bar Dry....They didnt know if they were going to be able to serve us if we stayed 1 more night:laugh: My wife and I are on the left in the Picture...(orange Jacket and Old Navy)

Hmmmm,,,,,8500 OTD for a Carbed 07 is sounding good right now.... Oh,,,Congrats on the engagement....Be sure to send me your UNEDITED Honeymoon Photos:biggrin:

Which does yours look like???

Did you try this????? Not sure what to say about the Oil in the Airbox anymore.....Take a look at the top end....It might need Rings....But,,,,,You say no Smoke??? At this point....Im out of Ideas....If you dont know how to work on it....I say take it to a Dealer and have them Deal with it...

Thanks for that Run Down!!!! I dont know why but I never did put you Two Together until now....!!!!! Now I can Really Talk Some SMACK!!!! Anyway,,,,,I hear you on the Carb Thing...Everything I own has a Carb and I can Work on them...My Dealer told me one of the Biggest Differences was that the Carb was a little bit harder to start....Have you found this to be a Problem???? MY BIGGEST PROBLEM After Looking at everything I can get for them on the Internet.....Its possible that this can lead to a Divorce and me in Debt about 22K...LMAO!!!!

Im about 3K shy right now of Buying a Rhino.....I was thinking about a RZR but The Rhino has many more options for my Family...Ive never Rode in one though...Im just wondering just how comfortable they are...I have a Bad Lower Back:laugh: But from what I see Upgraded Seats are not a Problem if you want to spend the money.... My Dealer still has a 06 or 07 Carb Style in Stock....I can get a Killer Deal on it but I am thinking the EFI will be MUCHO BETTERO.... What are your feelings on it.....????

Never in my 30+ Yrs of ATVing have I come across this problem.... Did you get the Same Offsets as stock??? Are you having the Same problem all the way around the Quad??? How short are they??? I want to see a Picture of the inside of the Wheels when in the mounted Position...LOL

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I took all of the OFF TOPIC Replies and started a new thread in the Anything Goes Forum.....Feel free to check it out...... I tried.....

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If you dont do it now you will be Dependent on other people to get you places...IE...Calling Friends for rides....(That will soon get old to them as they move on in life) Figuring out Bus Schedules (Imagine the kinds of people you meet on those,,,No offence Bus Riders!!!LMAO!!!!) The Parking lot Trick Works Great.....Best Parking lots are College or Fair Grounds...TONS of room and nothing to hit...Bring Some Traffic Cones with you....Lawn Chairs or whatever you have laying around to use as obstacles..You can also have your little Brother or Sister Dart out in front of you to get the Braking Techniques down:laugh: At work I am kind of a Driver Trainer to the newer Guys that want to get their Commercial License..Most of them have never Been behind the wheel of a Big Truck...Where do I start them off......?????? PARKING LOT!!!!!!!!! The Freedom that comes with the ability to operate a motor Vehicle is WELL WORTH THE EFFORT!!!!!! Man,,,,I can remember the last time I tried to teach a Group of Women to drive..For their first time I dont think it went all that bad.....