Random Thoughts for the Day: OPEN THREAD FOR EVERYONE !!!

[Ajmboy]

Let is snow, let it snow, let it snow!!!

[mywifeknowseverythin]

It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear

[Sc0tt]

It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear

That is pretty cool.

[Stoopidbot1]

It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear

You counting words now???? LOL That's crazy

[quadmaniac]

Simon is leaving American Idol...what the hell!

[mywifeknowseverythin]

I don’t understand the purpose of the line, “I don’t need to drink to have fun.” Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they’ve invented the lighter?

[scuzz]

When replying to an IM @ work the word "wonderful" is one typo away from a HR issue. (look at your keyboard at the letter one over from the letter "L")

I just did this today and caught it *right* before I sent it in and IM to a co-worker.

lol

[mywifeknowseverythin]

According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.

[Sc0tt]

Allergies suck!

[mywifeknowseverythin]

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven:

$ 16,400.

[Sc0tt]

Just saw Guy Fiery leaving a restaurant down the street for a taping of Diners, Drive-ins and Dives.

[mywifeknowseverythin]

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

[mywifeknowseverythin]

Just saw Guy Fiery leaving a restaurant down the street for a taping of Diners, Drive-ins and Dives.

One Cool Dude.. He lives a few hrs away from me in Santa Rosa..We visit quite often but I have yet to meet him...

[Sc0tt]

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

You can do this. I saw a girl on TV do it but you can search youtube and find a bunch of videos.

[mywifeknowseverythin]

Anyone ever punch their PIN in the Microwave???

[mywifeknowseverythin]

The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap

[mywifeknowseverythin]

The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

[mywifeknowseverythin]

Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?

It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.

If you don't believe it,

pull a hair from your butt and see if it doesn't

bring a tear to your eye.

[Stoopidbot1]

LMAO, that is funny.

[KFx400jim]

A man isn't complete until he is married, then he is finished

[Sc0tt]

A man isn't complete until he is married, then he is finished

Nice.

[mywifeknowseverythin]

Women are Angels. And when someone breaks their wings....they simply continue to fly ......... on a broomstick!

[mywifeknowseverythin]

TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of everything you forgot to disconnect

[DirtDemon]

LOL, that is soo true.

[mywifeknowseverythin]

STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your palms.

[mywifeknowseverythin]

A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed

[DirtDemon]

STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your palms.

Who ever invented the slotted and phillips head screws need to be kicked in the nuts, I hate them both. Allen and Roberts got it right.

[DirtDemon]

A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed

How do you rate if your nobel prize winning kid gets also gets robbed by a hooker?

[wylde1]

I dont want to anger anyone but this is a question you have to ask. If Chevy builds the hardest working and longest lasting trucks on the road, why do they have to build so many new ones every year?

[DirtDemon]

Because everyone else wants one too whent they see how much cooler it is than thier Ford or Dodge.