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  1. Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich . Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought For 2010 "Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"
  2. If your dog is barking at the back door to come in, and your wife is yelling at the front door to come in, who do you let in first ??? The dog, of course, because he'll shut up as soon as you let him in!
  3. A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Yamaha quad when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his Raptor when the mechanic shouted across the Garage. "Hey, Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the atv. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and ask, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its' heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic.......... "Try doing it with the engine running."
  4. I was sitting in the family room watching TV on the sofa when I hear the wife in the kitchen say " what do you think you would like for dinner tonight honey? we've got chicken, fish, lamb?" I replied "I think I'll have the chicken. Thanks." wife say's "F#$# you, you're getting soup! I was talking to the cat"
  5. Yes,,,,Great Walk though!!!!! I moved your thread in here....I thought it to be more appropriate....
  6. Your video did not play for me..... Where was this video shot??? Some States allow ATVs on the Road and are Licensed....Some states you dont need a Helmet.... Just some things to think about before you fly off the handle....They might be Legit.... I Moved this in here just in case you wanted to Rally the Troops and figure out a legal way to do whatever it is you want to accomplish...However,,,Judging by your post count and the nature of your content I think you are post whoring this on all forums and never to return.... I hope to be Proven Wrong though....
  7. Let me know if you land one with a Hot tub....Ill pack my Speedo....
  8. I used to take my ol Scout out there to Green Horn back in the day....Parties back their were Fierce!!!! Check out our dune clean up....It will be EPIC!!
  9. No foul language, only what your mind is thinking is what makes it foul...LMAO!!!
  10. WAZZZUPPPP!!!!! Just down below you in the Maysville/Yuba City area..... What kind of riding....do you track ride or just trail ride??? dont know about Chico....Im sure you guys have a spot or two to just ride,,,We have the same here....However we have two Tracks to ride as well....There is also Stonyford... Mendocino National Forest - Off-Highway Vehicle Maps There is Camping there as well.... Let me know what you are up for....That is all I know of the local Area....I Ride Sand....almost Exclusively....So I dont pay much attention to dirt...LOL
  11. What,,,,You two cant talk the smack so you no longer contribute???? WTF is up with that???
  12. Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking? she said, shaking her head in disgust... 'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" " Well, One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want." Larry is recovering in room 232 at the Hospital
  13. Looking forward to maybe meeting ya!!!! Good Times!!!!!!!
  14. Then along Came (I think BB goes in all Directions:wink:)
  15. Looking for some Business that might sponsor our Dune Clean Up with some kids Prizes... We are now Focusing on the Kids...Seems like they get overlooked every yr.. It was Suggested so I am trying to come up with Good Packages for them....Anyone have any ideas?????
  16. How bout you two Wonder Twins start your own Bitch Fest Thread.... Or am I gonna have to Spank Both your Pee Pee's????
  17. Your gonna have to post some video of it!!!! Lovin it....Great Job....
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