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December 8 - 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down fro m heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! December 9 We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a lovelier place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had! Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life! December 12 The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment! My neighbor tells me not to worry- we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor. December 14 Snow, lovely snow! 8 inches last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish l wouldn't huff and puff so. December 15 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska , after all. December 16 Ice storm this morning. Fell on my as* on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel. December 17 Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room. December 20 Electricity's back on, but had another 14 inches of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling! Took all day. The damn snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying. December 22 Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white S$#% fell today, and it's so cold, it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and dressed again. I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter, but he says he's too busy. I think the as***** is lying. December 23 Only 2 inches of snow today . And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she, nuts?!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's lying. December 24 6 inches - Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a bi*** who drives that snow plow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls and beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was too busy watching for the damn snowplow. December 25 Merry freaking Christmas! 2 0 more inches of the damn slop tonight -Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God, I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's an idiot. If I have to watch 'It's A Wonderful Life' one more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave. December 26 Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves. December 27 Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze; plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he only charged me $1,400 to replace all my pipes. December 28 Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in. The BI*** is driving me crazy!!! December 29 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am? December 30 Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plow driver, and now he is suing me for a million dollars, not only the beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his as*. The wife went home to her mother. Nine more inches predicted. December 31 I set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.

This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits. However-Gordon got more than he bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.

I could post pics of us riding but nothing really Captures what we were Riding in like this picture....This is a Picture of SandWizards Leaving the mountain on a Closed Road in Oregon... Headed up there in 28 Days to do it again....Too bad I wont be able to post the pictures until next yr.....LOL....

Rare Machines indeed,,,,But Big ol P.O.S's!!!! The Tigers were Strickly Racers....They were not built for the public to buy...They were built to beat The Big Three at their own game......By the way.....they never we able to beat them... Dont get me wrong...I respect what they tried to Achieve....I think they are a Cool Animal....

Here you go wheeler........ I remember my 3rd Grade teacher had a couple in class that she tried to get us to use..I dont think it ever took off..LOL.... An abacus, also called a counting frame, is a calculating tool used primarily in parts of Asia for performing arithmetic processes. Today, abaci are often constructed as a bamboo frame with beads sliding on wires, but originally they were beans or stones moved in grooves in sand or on tablets of wood, stone, or metal. The abacus was in use centuries before the adoption of the written modern numeral system and is still widely used by merchants, traders and clerks in Asia, Africa, and elsewhere. The user of an abacus is called an abacist; he or she slides the beads of the abacus by hand

Hey Mr. 8!!!!!!!! Whats this?????

Yeah,,,,,Tigers are Cool....but not the Holy Grail.....The Fabled Factory Honda ATC500R IS the Holy Grail.....There have been Rumors for years that Honda Still has them and some Factory Riders have been Sworn to Secrecy...... I know people with the Tiger 250 and 500....I have Video somewhere of a just Restored one going over backwards on the Drag Strip at Haspin Acres.... Problem is....There are no parts to be had for them....Unless you have a Stable of them...

The battery doesnt need to be Good..But it does need to be there..The Bike needs a Complete circuit to run

Lets see some Pics:yes:

Nice!!!! And that is an Excellent Price!!!!!! is it the SE???? Ive never really rode the Wifes "Batmobile" as I like to call it....LOL!!!! Just to the Bathroom and what not....Gotten her off a Few dunes but that is the extent of my Quad Experience..... Please let me know if changing the Spark plug helps.....I just might try that too.... Here is hers at the Oregon Dunes/////

bkenniston Did you buy it new???? Just curious if anyone played with it before you....

For some reason the HOTTER PLUG escaped me.....Thanks for posting that!!!!!!

I might add that it has Stock jetting and Factory settings and Plug is where it should be in color....Runs like a Top.....The only thing I changed on it is the Exhaust tip...2" vs. the 1" it came with....

Mine starts just fine......But it is Cold Blooded....It might die at half choke after a couple of min. of idle time (maybe less than that,,,Never Timed it) but starts right back up....Once it is warmed up it idles just fine......No problems...

Jetting has nothing to do with it....My wife has the Same bike....It is also Cold Blooded....Just the nature of the Beast.....

Has this issue been Resolved.....?????? What site did you pull the Question from????

Never owned a BELL.... What were the Reasons you were Given to Buy a BELL????

WHAT SCOTT SAID!!!!!!!!!! I made you a Cake and lit the candles for the Picture,,,,However,,,,I think because of the amount of them things got a little out of Control.....

Congrats Raptor and TX..... Now,,,,,Have any of you figured out how much you have Saved and what are you going to spend it on...

And Shared it with the world!!!! [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvGrJVdCf64]YouTube - project three[/ame]

UM Yeah!!!!!!!! I love to cook....I do most of the Cooking at home as well..... Me cooking over Xmas Sexy legs:yes: Yes,,,,,Originally from Cali.....But my parents are from Arkansas and Oklahoma

Yes sir....I cooked..... I did Did a Clove Ham Collard Greens Hominy Vinegar Carrots O' Gratin Potatoes Spanish Cornbread(kinda like the sweet Bread you get as a Dessert in a Mexican Restaurant...) Cheese Cake Chocolate Pudding Pie Blackberry Pie Homemade Ice Cream I think that was it.....

I would LOVE to Twist on Some Dunes with you guys!!!!!!!!! Wheeler......I cant remember.....Have I posted this Video yet????? First part is me Following a Buddy around at Pismo...I think 03 or somethin...My YOUNGER YRS...LMAO!!!.....The Second is Trike Fest 06 Bot...If we ever hook up,,,,,Im positive it would be EPIC:yes:

Well,,,,As much as I would like that to happen.....NO!!!!! We have an Agreement.....She takes care of me while at home.....And I do my Best to take care of her While Camping.....Sometimes I drink a little Too much while Camping but its the TRY that Counts Right....????? LMFAO!!!!!