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Nothin but Quality Posts from me.....It should go without Saying Wheeler:laugh:

What yr is your R.???? The 300Rs were normally the Aircooled First Generations 81-84 and were really 290cc....But 300 sounds mucho Bettero:laugh: Anyway,,,,, Hondaline.....offered these and are realy hard to find parts for....I remember several yrs ago...A guy I know got ahold of Wiesco,,,,they said they would make them as long as they had a run of 24 or more.....Didnt happen..... Everyone I know goes here.... Honda Big Bore Kits for Dirt Bikes, ATVs, and Street Motorcycles I think you will find that you will have to bump it up to a 310 and add some Spacer Plates to make this work.... Hope this helps....

I moved your thread to the Polaris Forum.....Might get better luck in here:wink:

I moved your thread into the proper Forum.....Good luck with it:yes:

I moved your Thread in here....We made this forum with you in mind......

Here is this months addition......someone already Scanned them on the Wizard Site..

Oh yeah,,,,I almost forgot....We are in the Feb. 09 Issue as well......The picture is from Last yrs Dune Clean Up....Not all in the picture are SWR but they all helped clean the dunes:yes: Can you Spot me:biggrin:

LMAO!!!! Scan it!!!!!!!

First of all they dont come with lights because the Stator will not Support the Watts... I think you will find that you will have to Replace the Stator with one for RickyStator...I know this is what I have to do with my sons 90...... I have not done any Research on the 80....So dont take any of this for Fact....LOL!!!! But I would do some Research on the Stator for the 80 and how many watts it puts out.... Hmmmm,,,,,,could not find your Stator..... https://www.rickystator.com/

Sign up and you can View your Quad here..... My Yamaha Prompt - Parts Catalog

Btw......That is for a 95 2wd......Not sure what model you have....

Have you ever Tried Bike Bandit?????? Motorcycle Parts, Motorcycle Accessories by BikeBandit.com Even Yamaha will have it on their Site..... Here is a link to BB

Left side of Frame under Shifter.....From what I have read.....

Since 1981....When someone says "R".....Its HONDA.....Just need to know when we are talkin 3 or 4 wheels.....I remember when the First Generation came out......My buddies Dad bought one...The Smell of 2 Stroke in Camp and the Pipe Pingin Smoke Rings....Ahhhh,,,,,Memories.....

Well,,,,,Looks like everyone has voted for themselves!!!

Its alright Bot.....Ill Post it for you.....

Urban Dictionary, February 26: Crash Wednesday

It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin. 1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said bread, go to Question 2. 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over- stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3. 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from? Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," why are you still reading these??? If you said "glass," go on to Question 4. 4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany .) Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany . Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany , West Germany , or no man's land"? Answer: You don't bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question. 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus. In Reading , six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea , three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver? Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. Movie nudity is virtually all female. 3. You know stuff about tanks. 4. A five-day vacation only requires 1 suitcase. 5. Monday Night Football. 6. You don't have to monitor your friends sex lives. 7. Your bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter. 8. You can open all your own jars. 9. Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight. 10. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind. 11. When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying. 12. Your as* is never a factor in job interviews. 13. All your orgasms are real. 14. A beer gut doesn't make you invisible to the opposite sex. 15. You can talk freely about the foulest things with your mates... and laugh! 16. You don't have to lug a bag full of useful stuff everywhere you go. 17. You understand why Stripes is funny. 18. You can go to the bathroom without a support group. 19. Your last name stays put. 20. You can leave the hotel bed unmade. 21. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you. 22. You can kill your own food. 23. The garage is all yours. 24. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 25. You see the humor in Terms of Endearment. 26. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow. 27. You never have to clean a toilet. 28. You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes. 29. Sex means never worrying about your reputation. 30. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 31. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. 32. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack. 33. The National College Cheerleading Championship. 34. You don't have to shave below your neck. 35. None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry. 36. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy as* every night. 37. If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices. 38. You can write your name in the snow. 39. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest. 40. Everything on your face gets to stay its original color. 41. Chocolate is just another snack. 42. You can be President. (In this lifetime.) 43. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. 44. Flowers fix damn near everything. 45. You never have to worry about other people's feelings. 46. You get to think about sex 90 percent of your waking hours. 47. You can wear a white shirt to a water park. 48. Three pairs of shoes is more than enough. 49. You can eat a banana in a hardware store. 50. You can say anything ("Wow, do my balls hurt!") and not worry about what people will think. 51. Foreplay is optional. 52. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe. 53. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room. 54. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day. 55. You don't have to clean your house if the meter reader's coming by. 56. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid. 57. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 58. You don't give a rat's as* if anyone notices your new haircut. 59. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, 'He must be mad at me'. 60. The world is your urinal. 61. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover's about to leave you. 62. You get to jump up and slap stuff. 63. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 64. One mood, all the time! 65. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him. 66. You never have to drive on to another service station because this ones 'just too yucky'. 67. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle. 68. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you're wearing. 69. Same work.... more pay! 70. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character. 71. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment. 72. Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental; $75. 73. You don't care if someone's talking about you behind your back. 74. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory. 75. You don't mooch off others' desserts. 76. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 77. The remote control is yours and yours alone. 78. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 79. ESPN's SportsCenter 80. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift. 81. Bachelor parties whomp as* over bridal showers. 82. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother. 83. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked. 84. You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom. 85. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your other friend you've changed. 86. Someday you'll be a dirty old man. 87. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase, "Sod it". 88. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies. 89. Princess Di's death was just another obituary. 90. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 91. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood. 92. you think the idea of punting a small dog is funny. 93. If something mechanical doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer or throw it across the room. 94. New shoes don't blister, cut or mangle your feet. 95. Po** movies are designed with your mind in mind. 96. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries. 97. Not liking a person doesn't preclude having great sex with them. 98. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?" 99. Baywatch 100. There's always a game on somewhere. And now the down side: 1. You have to take out the garbage. 2. The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000. 3. No sofas in your restrooms. 4. External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs. 5. Even if you get your head caught in an industrial woodchipper, you're not allowed to cry. 6. James Bond movies only come out every two years. 7. Ribbed for her pleasure, not yours. 8. You have to wear ties. 9. You can't flirt your way out of a jam. 10. "Women and children first"

Yesterday I was buying a 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart, for my dogs Winston, Chief, Gus, and Maximus. I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant? Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard! WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.

Man Rules 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really . 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Family & Friends & Quads - Bikes & Trikes ..... the Good things in life How Much Horse Power can I have and Still go to Heaven !

LMAO!!!! http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-walt-babyboomers-blurb,0,1036393.blurb

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