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LMAO!!!! Had to dig Deep to find this one!!! I moved it into the Proper Forum WELCOME TO THE SITE!!!!!!!!!!

A Friend of mine has a Brother that is walking from San Diego to New York to raise money for Breast Cancer.... Here is the Web site if you wish to follow his Travels.... ' Just thought it was neat that someone would do something like that

Three New Navy Ships — New England Republican

I was Coppin your up last night.....seen that Sparrows did one already......It would be nice it if was just a Tad Brighter:wink: But KEWL non the less.....

Man,,,,,,You deserve some Style Points!!!!!!!

WHATEVER HITS THE FAN WILL NOT BE DISTRIBUTED EVENLY. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! Except that one where you're naked in church. Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough. Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. Heaven is Where: The Police are British, The Chefs are Italian, The Mechanics are German, The Lovers are French and It's all organized by the Swiss. Hell is Where: The Police are German, The Chefs are British, The Mechanics are French, The Lovers are Swiss and It's all organized by the Italians. Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Welcome to Utah Set your watch back 20 years. In just two days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory The statement below is true. The statement above is false. I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other. I am a Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I am Perfect. KENTUCKY: Five million people, Fifteen last names. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. Dyslexics Have More Nuf. In Memorium With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started. I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE Sometimes I even put it in the food. Preserve the Spotted Owl (in formaldehyde) Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play? When you work here, you can name your own salary. I named mine, "Fred". money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch. Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes. Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. I am having an out-of-money experience. As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!" "It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!" Don't sweat the petty things. Don't pet the sweaty things. Corduroy pillows are making headlines! I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car. I FOUND JESUS! He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana

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HA Ha!!!!!!!!!! Here is me 22 yrs ago!!!!!!! Dig the Vinyl!!!!!!!!

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?. "No," said the little boy.. "It's a puppy!"

BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!

AAADD KNOW THE SYMPTOMS..... PLEASE READ! Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better even though I have it!! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Dr Pepper I'd been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Dr Pepper aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. The Dr Pepper is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Dr Pepper, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need water. I put the Dr Pepper on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day: the car isn't washed the bills aren't paid There is a warm can of Dr Pepper is sitting on the counter the flowers don't have enough water, there is still only 1 check in my check book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.... Do me a favor.. Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember who I've sent it to. Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!

WAL-MART INTERVIEW A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?' The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning. 'That's very good!' replied the interviewer. 'And, now you sir?', he asked the second man. 'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.' 'Excellent!' said the interviewer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed.' He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply. 'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'. The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. 'It 's hard to beat the speed of light,' he said. Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question. Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.' 'WHAT!?' said the interviewer, stunned by the response. 'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already sh** my pants.' BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you.

Southern ingenuity one morning three alabama good old boys and three yankees were in a ticket line at the birmingham train station heading to atlanta for a big football game. The three northerners each bought a ticket and watched as the three southerners bought just one ticket among them. "how are the thre of you going to travel on one one ticket?" asked one of the yankees. "watch and learn" answered one of the boys from the south. When the six travelers boarded the train, the three yankees sat down, but the three southerners crammed into a bathroom together and closed the door. Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around to collect tickets. He knocked on the bathroom door and said, "tickets please." the door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor took it and moved on. The yankees saw this happen and agreed it was quite a clever idea. Indeed, so clever that they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money. That evening after the game when they got to the atlanta train station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip while to their astonishment the three southerners didn't buy even one ticket. "how are you going to travel without a ticket?" asked one of the perplexed yankees. "watch and learn", answered one of the southern boys. When they boarded the train the three northerners crammed themselves into a bathroom and the three southerners crammed themselves into the other bathroom across from it. Shortly after the train began to move, one of the southerners left their bathroom and walked quietly over to the yankee's bathroom. He knocked on the door and said "ticket please". There's just no way on god's green earth to explain how the yankees won the war....

Ok,,,,,Garrett just woke up.....He is wondering why I didnt post his Sexy Quadracer Picture for all the Young Ladies out there (He is hitting me right now) LMAO!!!! OK IM DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok,,,,,,You asked for them:laugh: I am a Picture taking fool.....Im not good at it but I just love to take pictures....So I do have a few for your enjoyment....Most of them have already been posted though....But I dont mind posting them again... This is my youngest Garrett.....I think from age 3 till now age 7..... WAIT!!!!!!! Found one of him at age about 1 on one of my Honda 250R's:wink: Him at age 3 All Three of my Kids Garrett and Lane (my oldest son) Look who just might inherit my Z Ok,,,,Ive Decided not to bore you with ALL OF THEM....LMAO!!!! Plus its time Consuming finding them all..... So here are just a few more Recent ones....

You sure that just wasnt the Knee Jerk reaction she had after she woke up next you???

Pick one!!!!!!!!!

Its about 6min. long but well worth it if you like this sort of thing......These people are Good!!!!! Biertijd.com - De internet kroeg van webloggend Nederland!: Article / Drums!

I didnt get it until this Feb.

God this thread is HARD TO FOLLOW!@@!@!@@@!@ Danny,,,,Please be Clear on what is happening with your Quad...They are trying to help you and from what I am Reading it is difficult to do so when your Posts are Thoughtless.... I mean no Offence....But please take the time to Complete a Thought in ONE POST and think about the Questions you are being asked.... Thank you.... Your Evil Mod

I remember hearing of using a Jetski piston but I dont remember which one....I also remember others having this problem....They just went to buying the whole kit when ever they were on Ebay or Craigs list...Sometimes Whole motors.....Others went with the 310 kit that used the 85-86 250R piston..... Hope that helps...... In my opinion......I would go back to the Stock jug and pistons.....That way you can ride it....Save all the money you would have spent on a decent 85-86 R if you want that power....Night and day compared to the Air cooled motor....

Well,,,,,I have so many Its hard to Pick:aargh: This one caught my eye though.....This is Winchester Bay Oregon....On top of Banshee Hill overlooking the Ocean....My Trike in the Back Ground and my Wifes Quad with my Buddy that flew out from Texas to camp with us...

Hey Hey Hey now!!!!!!! DrtyGrl isnt Mywife...... I guess I missed it if you posted that your Trailer was stollen.....That Sucks!!!!! I have a Trailer you can borrow until you get it back or buy another one.....Its In CA and you have to come and get it:wink:

Meet me here DirtDevil!!!! We can open it up!!!!