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THANK YOU VERY MUCH I just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over the past year. Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel. I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the channels. I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed. I can't enjoy lemon slices in my tea or on my seafood anymore because lemon peels have been found to contain all kinds of nasty germs including feces. I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking your nose. Eating a Little Debbie sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of Trans fats I have consumed over the years. I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom. I must send my special thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St.Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer can buy gasoline without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put 'Under God' on their cans. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me for life. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS . I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.. I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for or which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore and Uzbekistan . I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman-Marcus since I now have their recipe. Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt. And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up $5.00 dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a rapist waiting underneath my car to grab my leg. If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician...

How much for my Initials!!!!

Those are pictures that friends have posted over the last Several yrs....I just Stole them:wink:

Hey Raptor..... Dont you use a site like Photobucket for hosting pictures????? That is what I use....Its easy and it resizes them automatically....And its FREE Brotha!! Or,,,,,GOOGLE IMAGAGES.....That is where I "URL" Most of the Stupid Pictures I post here... With Photobucket they give you the HTML Links to just paste it in your post without using the Button....See there....I just URL'ed that....LMAO!!! and it didnt take but 5 seconds....But with Google Images or pulling a pic from any other site you do.... Hope that helped....I know it was just a ramble.....I have no coffee in me yet....

I just URL'ed ADMIN!!!!!

Trying to find some Quick Reference Charts online........ Its proving to be a Pain in the neck..... Ill post them as I find them or someone else could share in the task....LOL

Very good pull.....Im gonna Sticky this thread for Reference and Expand upon it:yes: 10 x 8 3+5 4/110 Wheel Diameter = 10" Wheel Width = 8" Wheel Offset = 3" mounting centerline to inside wheel edge and 5" mounting center line to the outside wheel edge Number of Bolt Holes = 4 Spacing of Bolt Holes = 110" (measured from center of one bolt hole across center of wheel to opposite bolt hole) Note: Most OEM Wheel Applications have no offset (the wheel is centered over the hub). In these cases, the wheel offset is omitted from the listing. Most of the bolt applications are in millimeters. You can determine your bolt pattern by measuring from the center of one wheel stud to the center of the opposing wheel stud across the hub. Next, determine your correct bolt pattern. Convert your measurement from inches to millimeters by multiplying by 25.4. It's that simple. Example: Wheel stud measurement: 4-5/16" = (4.313") Formula: 4.313 x 25.4 = 109.6 mm ==> 110mm bolt pattern

Try this one.... Scorpa Trials Quad Prototype - The Kneeslider http://www.topspeed.com/motorcycles/motorcycle-news/scorpa-trials-quad-heading-for-production-ar32342.html

Good luck with all that.....Be sure to post Progress Pics:yes: I also moved this thread.......Might get a better Hit here.....

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KUntwGCG7k]YouTube - United States Marine Corps Silent Drill Platoon in FRANCE[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbBS0l9N5Xc&feature=related]YouTube - Drill Sgt at Ft Sill OK funny sh**[/ame]

They are not just for show:yes: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-dBwdeJSGo&feature=related]YouTube - Changing of the Guard:Man Crosses rail gets yelled at![/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyaXf25OGeY]YouTube - Missle Toe[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Aw-35x9E-s]YouTube - Marine Sniper Deer Hunting[/ame]

Lets just make this a place to post any of your favorite vids....If you want your ATV related Vid to stand alone that is fine....You may start a new thread....However,,,,if you want to join in with anything else lets try to post it in here.....It will keep the Forum a little more Tidy..... Thanks!!!!! Your EVIL MOD!!!

I just Spewed Coffee Through my nose!!!!!!!!!!:bannana_guitar::bf_rasta::party2::norwayflag:

That was posted here a few yrs ago....Forgot all about that one.... Quads are Dangerous:huh: I tippy toe around my wife's all the time!!!

Thats right.....ANYONE!!!!! Got my lights up......SHOW ME YOUR LIGHTS!!!!

IM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have Heard that the 85 ATC70 Pull Starter will fit the TRX.....I have also been told that the Early TRX90 Pulls are the same.....But....I have not actually Seen these in Action.... But.....Let me tell ya this.....I have Alot of friends that have taken ATC70's and Swapped the motors for the Lifans for just a few bucks more than a new pull starter...Turned them into Kick and Elect. Starts....The 110 and 125 CC Motors will bolt right up with no modifications and can be had Here... Kid ATVS atv Parts 50cc 90cc 125cc 150cc 200cc kazuma jetmoto aftermarket chinese atv parts for sale Just ask for Chopper and tell him I sent ya!!!! He is a member here.... Or Ebay.... eBay Motors: Lifan 110cc 3 valve Pit Bike Engine Motor SDG (item 330282588651 end time Dec-28-08 17:51:11 PST)

Man,,,,,Always helping the Quad Guys:laugh: Warn Industries - ATV 424 Select

Ok,,,, so here is some of my collection....

This is Great!!!! Has anyone watched Long Way Down???? I hope this Trip is every bit as interesting as That show.... We wish you Luck and Safe Passage to the End...... Make sure you keep updating:wink:

Anything is Possible...... Im just fine without it though:laugh:

I have found that These dont care what System is used.....